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Eaten a Loaf and a Half for Breakfast

Feeling Frisky
Feeling one's Cheerios
Florious
Fluffed
Gotten Fluffy
Fossilized
Full of Dutch Courage
Furry



Giffed
Going to Jerusalem
Gone Borneo
Gordoned
Got a Turkey on One's Back
Got on your Snowsuit on and Heading North
Groatable
Grudo
Guarding the Gates of Hell

Had a Smell of the Barmaid's Apron
Had a Snootful
Had a Snort
Has Lost a Show
Has paddled
Has the Aunty Ems


Gotten Illuminated
In a Difficulty
In a Fuddle
In the Grip of the Grape
Inked

Knackered
Liquified
Lit up like a Chanukah Bush
Loopy
Lubricated



Making a trip to Baltimore
Making Scallops
Making Things Look Crimson
Malted
Marinated
Market Fresh - From English farmers who would return home sloshed.
Mashed
Gone Mops and Brooms
Munted
N.Y.D. - Military hospital euphemism. Abbreviation for "Not Yet Diagnosed."
On a Tipple
One's a Visiting Fireman - drunk and boisterous, esp. when one is far from home
Owled
Owly-Eyed



Parboiled
Pickled
Piffled
Planted
Plastered
Plonk
Plonked
Plootered
Polluted
Potched
Potted
Powdered



Seeing Pink Elephants
Seeing Pink Spiders
Selling Buicks
Snockered
Gotten Soggy
Sprinkled
Uncorked
Upholstered
Wearing a lamp shade
Well-Oiled
Wilted