MICHAEL P, HE'S NOT QUEEN OF MEAT for the vegans among us
TINKY SPEAK tink talks -- and it's not about meat
I am interviewing some of my friends, etc and so forth.
I would like very much to involve you in this, and so on.
(I realize you are a very private person, so I promise to keep that in mind, and not to invade your personal space or business.)
* ONE
Who ARE you anyway...? WHY THE SECRECY? WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF?
WHY THE PRIVATE INTERNET PAGE?
Hiding from the law? ...It doesn't WORK. I KNOW.
AOM In general my page is private because I have youngsters who visit me on this site and I'd rather not have them exposed to the ENTIRE world. My Friends are enough.
* TWO
Why the PREOCCUPATION, young lady, with sausages, flank and ribeye?
Many young people today, abide by vegan thinking, and enjoy the wheatgrass and rain forest greens.
Yet -- you are the ANGEL OF MEAT.
How did that happen...? -- Your parents farmers? Early trauma with salads and seafood? -- What?
AOM It happened very suddenly. I read "American Psycho" by Bret Easton Ellis and I discovered the art of Mark Ryden. Both created a huge impact on my personality.
My parents never understood me... My Father did force me to eat raw oysters when I was 14. I discovered I love them.
* THREE
I SEE. I SEE.
You know, you've got more than your share of meat diseases today - your Mad Cow, your E Cola.
Isn't meat PASSE?
Worn-out? On the WAY OUT? A relic dating to the stone age?
AOM Meat will always be on the menu.
* FOUR
Why risk death -- when you can order chicken... or soy-based products?
AOM Both are good options. Everyone should eat 3 meals a day.
Plus, they never cook it right, at restaurants. You order medium-rare, they give you MEDIUM. You complain, and they ARGUE with you -- "But, sir, that IS medium rare." "I came here for lunch, NOT a squabble!"
...Hello? ...You THERE? -- QUEEN OF MEAT?
AOM I'm here.
* FIVE
Do you have any idea why I'm numbering my questions this way...?
AOM ...I assumed you'd been drinking-
* SIX
Do you have a crush on me, or is it my imaginaton?
I won't be insulted, if you say it's my imagination -- I have a quite a sigificant one.
AOM I may actually be in love with you.
...I want to talk to you after the interview then. Stay after. When we're done, don't go.
* SEVEN
BARBECUES. Do you have them, and, if so, why haven't you invited me to any?
You must cook a mean pork cutlet, you ARE a meat expert.
AOM You are welcome anytime. I am in a suburb of Detroit. Do you expect to be in the area soon?
* EIGHT
Well... I DO appreciate you. You know that.
But you have hurt my feelings: I go out of my way to leave you worthy comments... And, you seem just as interested in the men who post, with the lesser quality meat cuts -- your bologna and beef hash.
I don't know what you see in them, personally.
AOM I have not received a comment from any of my "meat co-horts" equal to anything you have ever delivered to me.
* NINE
KETCHUP?
AOM I would rather mustard.
* TEN
Doesn't it bother you, that we eat something that "Mooo's" and snorts?
You eat carrots, they don't suffer when you bite them.
AOM I don't mind eating things that had the ability to communicate with their own kind prior to being put on my plate.
* ELEVEN
What is your opinion of PETA, and this TV series 24 that never seems to end?
AOM I support the people of PETA in so much as they have chosen to not eat meat or meat by-products. However, I do not agree with violence towards other HUMAN BEINGS. This is the same opinion I have on Greenpeace and Pro-Choice.
I think 24 will end with Jack Bower sitting in a chair looking into a snow globe of Washington D.C. and having imagined the entire series, while inside a mental ward.
EMPRESS OF MEAT:
We are at the end of our visit.
If there is anything you care to add, please do so here.
AOM I'm drinking a martini while I'm answering this.
Much Love~
AoM
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